A Gift from "The Oatmeal"

So after a good day today (killer mastery on exit slips during periods 1 and 3; I ate an incredible microwave pizza; the track team brought its A game at the practice meet), I wanted to leave the fans with a piece of grammatical justice. Courtesy of the website The Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

Last but not least: Happy Birthday, Mom!