Anecdote #4

After creating a molecule of methane out of carbon and hydrogen atoms (via covalent bonding!), somehow the following conversation happened:

JK: I know you all have never done this, but do you know a friend who has ever farted?

Student: Forget that, I fart all the time. You know like when you hold on to them long enough so that they go silent? Yeah, I did that like all last period.

I'll file that one under "endearing" and call it a day.